Top 40+: Best Porn Ads from Brazzers, PornHub & Others (2019)

Epic Porn Ads from RealityKings, Mofos, PornHub, Brazzers, etc.

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Top 30+: Best Porn Ads from Brazzers, PornHub & Others (2019)
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#1. Brazzers
#2. RealityKings
#3. True Amateurs

By now, you must have seen thousands of ads, if not more. Most are trash, but there are few hidden gems among the pile of garbage. So, why not celebrate female bodies with some of the better, clever or just funny porn ads?

There are many porn sites and many attempts at good ads, but I do think that only the well-known sites produce something worth posting. While this list is not exclusive to Brazzers or PornHub ads, some of the best did come from there. If you are unhappy with our choices, just drop that mean comment and we will include your suggestions.

PornHub Image Ads

Before we dive into the depths of video ads, check these static and old-school attempts at promoting PornHub.

40Shoe Size Matters

Not sure if I really get this. These shoes don’t really suggest anything sexual, nor represent a dick or pussy. Does it imply that a male and female got back home and is now watching porn? Any smarter people that can explain this one?

39Always Opem

Sometimes the most obvious facts work best in advertising. PornHub never closes and that’s a given. However, how does that convince anyone from going with this instead of many other free porn sites? You tell me.

38Porn Logic

You don’t have to date someone to fuck them! I do agree with the saying that dating single moms suck, at least after few weeks. That’s the moment when they try to push from fuck buddies to exclusives. Why would I pick a 40-year old MILF over a nice fresh pussy? No reason, unless money is involved.

37From Gay to Lesbian

I would reduce the size of those figures, but the ad itself is great. Probably the friendliest way to advertise gay or other porn. Just because everyone is so easily offended nowadays. You know what this ad is missing? Foursome and orgies!

36Clever Bus Ad

You know, because getting off can mean both, playing with yourself and leaving the bus. It’s all about the content and in this case, there is nothing naughty. So, where are you getting off anyway? You do know my favorite porn sites, what are yours?

35Anal is Not Cheating

Straight from the stories of my life, it’s an ad and the intro of one of the porn videos. Thanks to the correct star’s alignment, I did meet a woman in the club that had a boyfriend. We have fucked because she said the very same line, I kid you not.

34Your Mom Does It

No matter how holy or evil, people masturbate. Yes, even nuns have naughty thoughts, unless they are asexual. However, that’s more of a mental issue than anything else.

Your grandmother? She sucked your grandfathers dick. Your mom that never curses? Took a huge dick inside her ass.

33It’s a One Hand Joke, Bro

Everyone masturbates with one hand, most of the time at least. Imitating a newspaper job ad, it’s a clever attempt at marketing PornHub. What does not make sense however is the headline. You search for the one-handed typists and also claim that you have many of them at the same time? Like… Do you need more of them?

32Porn Creeps

You can classify this one as creepy or smart. You have a crowd of people and the text says it all. It’s true that most people watch porn but imagine your tag on this ad!

Are you a threesome lover? What about lesbian porn viewer? It’s just too bizarre. However, that’s the main point of the ad, to get people talking.

31Left vs. Right Mouse Placement

Can someone please explain this one to the rest of us? Yes, you switch hands to jerk-off, but why? Why not just hit play, sit back and have fun? Does one really need to keep on scrolling through a bag of different videos?

It does not really make sense to me. Maybe I am just not hardcore enough.

30The Ritual of Porn

Does anyone really fuck their socks? I have only seen that shit on American Pie and similar movies. Minus the background color that gives people migraine, it’s a great porn ad. Even if I had no clue about PornHub or its competitors, this one would make me check it out.

29Hand is Love

It’s all about self-love and we humans need more of that. Our images are skewed due to plastic surgeries, boob jobs, make-up and perfect photos on Instagram. No-one looks like that in real life, start loving yourself more!

Not only does this ad promote PornHub, but does a wonderful job at addressing other issues.

28The Archive of Nothing

Truth hurts my brain and I am guilty of lying to my partner. The ad creator knows the feeling of getting caught and did an incredible job at explaining it all.

You also have some tiny details that are just epic. Like the color of dude’s PC, which is yellow. You know, to indicate that he is on PornHub. Or how about that chair, which is further away from the computer.

27DIY Ad

This one is my favorite. YouTube is filled with do-it-yourself tutorials, so why not talk about the biggest DIY site of them all? Porn ads are smart, and this one is the smartest. Just has enough edge to be both funny and edgy.

Brazzers, Mofos & RealityKings Ads

Now, let’s have some real fun with true porn ads that actually show some action! Around 95% of these spots are from big porn networks, with some unknown ones added for fun.

26Too Many Cocks

One of the older ads on the Internet and the compression shows it. That was the time when GIFs could do 256 colors and few frames per second. She is likely 80-years old GILF by now, but it does not matter. Half of those dicks now also do not work.

25Japanese Porn Ad

When your ads don’t show pixelated pussies, it must come from one of the many Asian countries. Thankfully, me being a professional masturbator, I can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese and South Korean.

Does this ad need more oil?

24Daughter’s Friend

How long did it take us for the crazy porn scenarios to start? Of course, you get to fuck your daughter’s legal teen friend! I will never have kids, unless this actually happens in real life. Can anyone confirm?

It’s a RealityKings ad, and that “friend” looks more like a mature female than a student. Would still fuck it though.

23Cam Site Tease

Why is there an amateur ad on the list? Because it was designed that way! Yes, it advertised a sex cam site like Chaturbate that came from Brazzers Network. Basically, this promo has the perfect balance of video length, sexual content and the rest. You would be blind not to click on it.

22Twerk and Other Things

Brazzers ads are the best, with some anal cuts and lots of ass love. The way his cock tries to slide in is inspiring. Beautiful girls, great lighting and top production skills. Would you love to work in the adult advertising industry? Where you have 5 seconds or less to create a perfect, click worthy ad.

21Teasing Done Right

Shiny butt, a nice upskirt angle and Riley at the top of her game. If it wasn’t for ads that show penetration, I’d rank this one as the best of them all. Fortunately, we have so much more to show you, including everyone’s favorite ads from Brazzers.

20Two Sides of Porn

The static porn ad did have a very similar message: everyone fucks. This one does an even better job, because pictures suck! It’s a horny girlfriend on the left that demands you to fist her and on the right it’s all soul-loving vegan that sings about love.

That’s how real life works. The most innocent girls are the best in bed, minus the pornstars.

19Pure Action

When your boss tells you to create a half second ad… You have mysterious dress that covers enough to peak your interest, but not enough to make you cum. Then there is a perfectly looped GIF to begin with. In fact, these are harder to create than you can imagine.

Lastly, the pornstar is gorgeous, and with so much charisma! Her eyes do make my knees act funny.

18More Cushion, Right?

Brazzers ads never disappoint, and it’s all about those pornstars with big silicone parts. Danny, the white male pornstar is such a good actor. These days you can’t just have a huge dick!

If you want to become a male pornstar, some acting skills will be required. Unless you settle with the awful porn sites that shoot their scenes in the dark, with iPhone 3GS.

17NoFap Ad

This is what happens when you haven’t had sex nor masturbated for months… How big must your balls be to hold that much cum anyway?

This is NOT how you convince your girlfriend to swallow. Imagine if it was her first time trying to gulp all that cum. Good look convincing your girl to do it again.

16Big Cocks, Small Sluts

Tiny babes, giant cocks and over the top reactions? Check. This is a RealityKings porn ad that is extremely juicy. Do you guys enjoy pornstars with daily make-up? Or do you prefer extremely bright, red lips and enlarged eyelashes?

For me, I’ll fuck anything that moves! As long as I can actually lift the girl and she does not require reading glasses or diapers.

15Avengers Ad

Now that’s the super-power that one can use in real life. Fuck fighting crime and all that gay bullshit. If I had an ability to fly or peak through the walls… Yeah, I am that creep who watches you in the shower. In fact, I think your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.

Don’t be ashamed thought, you are doing a great job!

14Virgins Everywhere

Can any male ever have a daughter and not go to the extreme lengths at protecting her? Unless you are raising a slut, that is. Here’s a Brazzers take on “virgin pornstars” that is extremely accurate.

I mean, we all have had an experience like this, right? Can’t wait for another ad where it’s the mom who enters the room and joins the talk about bees.

13Gigantic Ass

Yes, it’s a reality porn ad from RealityKings and with trunks that can’t even fit into the frame. You have one ebony angel and two white sluts, all demanding your tiny penis.

This must have been a targeted ad, because I do prefer the bottom part of a pornstar over face, tits or anything else. Although there is not much else left there.

12Amateur Site Ad

MOFOS loves their amateur like porn and this one is a pre-roll video ad. Not the most recent one, but still can be seen on some third-party sites. Used to play a lot on the biggest tubes too, including XVideos and others.

It is a great ad and perfectly describes what MOFOS site is proud of.

11Fuck Before the Cops

The porn classic, as common as the pizza delivery guy. You caught someone stealing your stuff? Better fuck him! If Brazzers porn scenarios have any truth, please tell me the country of city where this shit is happening.

The only downside I can think of is if you break into a granny’s house. Good lucking forgetting that experience!

10Little Dad’s Slut

A perfect job with a perfect lady makes for a perfect day. One of my girlfriends did try to stimulate me like that, with the speed of lighting. The end result wasn’t very appealing, I felt like my dick is getting some love from the sandpaper.

What’s the source of this ad? It’s Brazzers, you can tell by the male performer and the whole idea execution.

9Sex in the Shower

Another porn ad with quick cuts, rapid fucking and hot sluts in-between. After over 30 ads, I begin to see the light at the end of this wet tunnel. Maybe AdBlock is the evil and should actually be turned off? Look at all the epic ads that we’ve missed.

8In Your Dreams

You‘ve thought about this scenario multiple times, didn’t you? Everyone has! You visit a friend and need to take a shower. Surprisingly, his hot mom is also there, and it just happens that she “accidentally” enters the room.

Well, not only was it turned into an ad, but the full scene is also available on Brazzers.

Source: Brazzers.com.

7Intruder Alert

Someone is a fan of true crime podcasts! Robbing people or doing something nasty is not cool anymore. The latest trend is a consensual sex. Give it a go and see how you like it, and I do mean watching porn. Not actually going around your neighborhood fucking random people.

6Money Matters

Where are all the feminists that scream about independence and chivalry? Men make money, their rewards are expensive cars and hot sluts. I haven’t seen a beautiful woman complain, yet. Only those fat, grotesque women that can’t get laid.

I wish it was that easy to pick-up women, but maybe my portfolio just needs a much better car?

5Husband and Cheating

Of course, it’s from Brazzers ad collection! This guy is now more famous than UK queen and US president combined. Hot babes, threesomes, some awfully bad scenarios and the typica humor seen only on Brazzers.

You see that callout text? Yeah, so they do have some decent options right now.

4Worth Clicking

This is one of the latest MOFOS ads that we have added just today. If you were to hit our recommended sites list, this would show up right now. The latest trend that every porn network does are the gaming videos.

Are more Twitch streamers watching porn now or do they try to target 18-year old viewers?

Source: Mofos.com.

3Lesbian Porn Ad

One more ad from RealityKings and it’s a lesbian one! Sums up the whole scene very well, with different pornstars, passion and some tongue action. Come on, you can’t help but click this one. How many of you did try the $1 trial because of this video?

Source: RealityKings.com

2Caught Cheating

Still confused if these are best-friends, a lesbian couple or whatever. It’s not the end of the journey but the actual journey that is most important right? In that case, all of them had a fantastic time. I bet this guy loved the face slap too. He definitely got to slap some asses, you know…

Also, porn at 2x or 3x speeds is fucking hilarious.

Source: Brazzers.com.

1Cum and Scream

Logic does not belong to porn and it’s another attempt at making you join Brazzers! Is this an action comedy or a thriller? Scissoring, crawling, fucking next to your husband… These are the things we all dream of, minus the male part. So, did this ad work?

Source: Brazzers.com.

Top 40+: Best Porn Ads from Brazzers, PornHub & Others (2019)
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