Top 40: Best Porn Ads from Brazzers, PornHub & Others (2020)

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#1. Brazzers
#2. RealityKings
#3. Chaturbate

By now, you must have seen thousands of ads, if not more. Most are trash, but there are few hidden gems among the pile of garbage. So, why not celebrate female bodies with some of the better, clever or just funny porn ads?

There are many porn sites and many attempts at good ads, but I do think that only well-known sites produce something worth posting. While this list is not exclusive to Brazzers or PornHub ads, some of the best did come from there. If you are unhappy with our choices, just drop that mean comment and we will include your suggestions.

PornHub Image Ads

Before we dive into the depths of video ads, check these static and old-school attempts at promoting PornHub. There was a competition long ago and users were asked to submit an ad that’s “safe for work”. Everyone can be vulgar with nudity, but true art requires brain cells.

Shoe Size Matters

Speaking of intellect and messages, still not sure if I get this. These shoes don’t suggest anything sexual, nor represent a dick or pussy. Is it about the size of male genitals that are not relative to feet size?

So many questions and no answers. Does it imply that a male and female got back home and is now watching porn? Any smarter people that can explain this one?

Always Open

Sometimes the most obvious facts work best in advertising. PornHub never closes and that’s a given. However, how does that convince anyone from going with this instead of many other free porn sites? You tell me.

Nothing but the truth in this smart poster.

Porn Logic

You don’t have to date someone to fuck them! I do agree with the saying that dating single moms suck, at least after a few weeks. That’s the moment when they try to push from fuck buddies to exclusives. Why would I pick a 40-year old MILF over a nice fresh pussy? No reason, unless money is involved.

From Gay to Lesbian

I would reduce the size of those figures, but the ad itself is great. Probably the friendliest way to advertise gay or other porn. Just because everyone is so easily offended nowadays. Do you know what this ad is missing? Foursome and orgies!

Clever Bus Ad

You know, because getting off can mean both, playing with yourself and leaving the bus. It’s all about the content and in this case, there is nothing naughty. So, where are you getting off anyway? You do know my favorite porn sites, what are yours?

Anal is Not Cheating

Straight from the stories of my life, it’s an ad and the intro of one of the porn videos. Thanks to the correct star’s alignment, I did meet a woman in the club that had a boyfriend. We have fucked because she said the very same line, I kid you not.

Your Mom Does It

No matter how holy or evil, people masturbate. Yes, even nuns have naughty thoughts, unless they are asexual. However, that’s more of a mental issue than anything else.

Your grandmother? She sucked your grandfather’s dick. Your mom that never curses? Took a huge dick inside her ass.

It’s a One Hand Joke, Bro

Everyone masturbates with one hand, most of the time at least. Imitating a newspaper job ad, it’s a clever attempt at marketing PornHub. What does not make sense however is the headline. Do you search for the one-handed typists and claim that you have many of them at the same time? Like… Do you need more of them?

Porn Creeps

You can classify this one as creepy or smart. You have a crowd of people and the text says it all. It’s true that most people watch porn but imagine your tag on this ad!

Are you a threesome lover? What about lesbian porn viewers? It’s just too bizarre. However, that’s the main point of the ad, to get people talking.

Left vs. Right Mouse Placement

Can someone please explain this one to the rest of us? Yes, you switch hands to jerk-off, but why? Why not just hit play, sit back and have fun? Does one need to keep on scrolling through a bag of different videos?

It does not make sense to me. Maybe I am just not hardcore enough.

The Ritual of Porn

Does anyone fuck their socks? I have only seen that shit on American Pie and similar movies. Minus the background color that gives people a migraine, it’s a great porn ad. Even if I had no clue about PornHub or its competitors, this one would make me check it out.

Hand is Love

It’s all about self-love and we humans need more of that. Our images are skewed due to plastic surgeries, boob jobs, make-up and perfect photos on Instagram. No-one looks like that in real life, start loving yourself more!

Not only does this ad promote PornHub but does a wonderful job at addressing other issues.

The Archive of Nothing

Truth hurts my brain and I am guilty of lying to my partner. The ad creator knows the feeling of getting caught and did an incredible job of explaining it all.

You also have some tiny details that are just epic. Like the color of dude’s PC, which is yellow. You know, to indicate that he is on PornHub. Or how about that chair, which is further away from the computer.

DIY Ad

This one is my favorite. YouTube is filled with do-it-yourself tutorials, so why not talk about the biggest DIY site of them all? Porn ads are smart, and this one is the smartest. Just has enough edge to be both funny and edgy.

Brazzers, Mofos & RealityKings Ads

Now, let’s have some real fun with true porn ads that show some action! Around 95% of these spots are from big porn networks, with some unknown ones added for fun. You have seen some of them already, especially if you browse free tubes.

Too Many Cocks

One of the older ads on the Internet and the compression shows it. That was the time when GIFs could do 256 colors and a few frames per second. She is likely 80-years old GILF by now, but it does not matter. Half of those dicks now also do not work.

Japanese Porn Ad

When your ads don’t show pixelated pussies, it must come from one of the many Asian countries. Thankfully, I’m a professional masturbator and can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese and South Korean.

Does this ad need more oil?

Daughter’s Friend

How long did it take us for the crazy porn scenarios to start? Of course, you get to fuck your daughter’s legal teen friend! I will never have kids unless this happens in real life. Can anyone confirm?

It’s a RealityKings ad, and that “friend” looks more like a mature female than a student. Would still fuck it though.

Cam Site Tease

Why is there an amateur ad on the list? Because it was designed that way! Yes, it advertised a sex cam site like Chaturbate that came from Brazzers Network. This promo has the perfect balance of video length, sexual content and the rest. You would be blind not to click on it.

Twerk and Other Things

Brazzers ads are the best, with some anal cuts and lots of ass love. The way his cock tries to slide in is inspiring. Beautiful girls, great lighting and top production skills. Would you love to work in the adult advertising industry? Where you have 5 seconds or less to create a perfect, click-worthy ad.

Teasing Done Right

Shiny butt, a nice upskirt angle, and Riley at the top of her game. If it wasn’t for ads that show penetration, I’d rank this one as the best of them all. Fortunately, we have so much more to show you, including everyone’s favorite ads from Brazzers.

Two Sides of Porn

The static porn ad did have a very similar message: everyone fucks. This one does an even better job because pictures suck! It’s a horny girlfriend on the left that demands you to fist her and on the right, it’s all soul-loving vegan that sings about love.

That’s how real-life works. The most innocent girls are the best in bed, minus the pornstars.

Pure Action

When your boss tells you to create a half-second ad… You have a mysterious dress that covers enough to pique your interest, but not enough to make you cum. Then there is a perfectly looped GIF, to begin with. These are harder to create than you can imagine.

Lastly, the pornstar is gorgeous, and with so much charisma! Her eyes do make my knees act funny.

More Cushion, Right?

Brazzers ads never disappoint, and it’s all about those pornstars with big silicone parts. Danny, the white male pornstar is such a good actor. These days you can’t just have a huge dick!

If you want to become a male pornstar, some acting skills will be required. Unless you settle with the awful porn sites that shoot their scenes in the dark, with iPhone 3GS.

NoFap Ad

This is what happens when you haven’t had sex nor masturbated for months… How big must your balls be to hold that much cum anyway?

This is NOT how you convince your girlfriend to swallow. Imagine if it was her first time trying to gulp all that cum. Good look convincing your girl to do it again.

Big Cocks, Small Sluts

Tiny babes, giant cocks and over the top reactions? Check. This is a RealityKings porn ad that is extremely juicy. Do you guys enjoy pornstars with daily make-up? Or do you prefer extremely bright, red lips and enlarged eyelashes?

For me, I’ll fuck anything that moves! If I can lift the girl and she does not require reading glasses or diapers.

Avengers Ad

Now that’s the super-power that one can use in real life. Fuck fighting crime and all that gay bullshit. If I could fly or peak through the walls… Yeah, I am that creep who watches you in the shower. I think your dead relatives also watch you masturbate.

Don’t be ashamed though, you are doing a great job!

Virgins Everywhere

Can any male ever have a daughter and not go to the extreme lengths at protecting her? Unless you are raising a slut, that is. Here’s a Brazzers take on “virgin pornstars” that is extremely accurate.

I mean, we all have had an experience like this, right? Can’t wait for another ad where it’s the mom who enters the room and joins the talk about bees.

Gigantic Ass

Yes, it’s a reality porn ad from RealityKings and with trunks that can’t even fit into the frame. You have one ebony angel and two white sluts, all demanding your tiny penis.

This must have been a targeted ad because I do prefer the bottom part of a pornstar over the face, tits or anything else. Although there’s not much else left there.

Amateur Site Ad

MOFOS loves their amateur like porn and this one is a pre-roll video ad. Not the most recent one, but still can be seen on some third-party sites. Used to play a lot on the biggest tubes too, including XVideos and others.

It is a great ad and perfectly describes what the MOFOS site is proud of.

Fuck Before the Cops

The porn classic, as common as the pizza delivery guy. You caught someone stealing your stuff? Better fuck him! If Brazzers porn scenarios have any truth, please tell me the country of the city where this shit is happening.

The only downside I can think of is if you break into a granny’s house. Good lucking forgetting that experience!

Little Dad’s Slut

A perfect job with a perfect lady makes for a perfect day. One of my girlfriends did try to stimulate me like that, with the speed of lighting. The result wasn’t very appealing, I felt like my dick is getting some love from the sandpaper.

What’s the source of this ad? It’s Brazzers, you can tell by the male performer and the whole idea execution.

Sex in the Shower

Another porn ad with quick cuts, rapid fucking and hot sluts in-between. After over 30 ads, I begin to see the light at the end of this wet tunnel. Maybe AdBlock is evil and should be turned off? Look at all the epic ads that we’ve missed.

In Your Dreams

You thought about this scenario multiple times, didn’t you? Everyone has! You visit a friend and need to take a shower. Surprisingly, his hot mom is also there, and it just happens that she “accidentally” enters the room.

Well, not only was it turned into an ad, but the full scene is also available on Brazzers.

Source: Brazzers.com.

Intruder Alert

Someone is a fan of true crime podcasts! Robbing people or doing something nasty is not cool anymore. The latest trend is consensual sex. Give it a go and see how you like it, and I do mean watching porn. Not going around your neighborhood fucking random people.

Money Matters

Where are all the feminists that scream about independence and chivalry? Men make money, their rewards are expensive cars and hot sluts. I haven’t seen a beautiful woman complain, yet. Only those fat, grotesque women that can’t get laid.

I wish it was that easy to pick-up women, but maybe my portfolio just needs a much better car?

Husband and Cheating

Of course, it’s from the Brazzers’ ad collection! This guy is now more famous than the UK queen and US president combined. Hot babes, threesomes, some awfully bad scenarios and the typical humor seen only on Brazzers.

Do you see that callout text? Yeah, so they do have some decent options right now.

Worth Clicking

This is one of the latest MOFOS ads that we have added just today. If you were to hit our recommended sites list, this would show up right now. The latest trend that every porn network follows is gaming videos.

Are more Twitch streamers watching porn now or do they try to target 18-year old viewers?

Source: Mofos.com.

Lesbian Porn Ad

One more ad from RealityKings and it’s a lesbian one! Sums up the whole scene very well, with different pornstars, passion and some tongue action. Come on, you can’t help but click this one. How many of you did try the $1 trial because of this video?

Source: RealityKings.com.

Caught Cheating

Still confused if these are best friends, a lesbian couple or whatever. It’s not the end of the journey but the actual journey that is most important right? In that case, all of them had a fantastic time. I bet this guy loved the face slap too. He surely got to slap some asses; you know…

Also, porn at 2x or 3x speeds is fucking hilarious.

Source: Brazzers.com.

Cum and Scream

Logic does not belong to porn and it’s another attempt at making you join Brazzers! Is this an action comedy or a thriller? Scissoring, crawling, fucking next to your husband… These are the things we all dream of, minus the male part. So, did this ad work?

Source: Brazzers.com.

Sam Kingwin

Sam has been working in adult business since 1997, starting from the bottom of the barrel as the director's assistant, thinking of transitioning to male performer only to resume behind the scenes work, which was the most rewarding creativity wise. As of 2010s, Sam has been covering top pornstars and best porn sites. Sharing is caring and there is nothing like helping guys discover hidden talents or porn networks that deserve their attention.

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