#3. I Know That Girl
Ah, Canada, the land of maple syrup, winter games, weird bacon strips and politely correct people. Pornstars from Canada on the other hand are not that widespread as some of their products. In fact, it took me over a year to come up to even realize that Canadian pornstars are a thing. To give you some background, I was introduced to the Canadian culture through South Park’s mini series called “Terrance & Phillip”, so you can imagine my first impressions of your country. My mentor was actually from Canada and from my limited experience, I can tell you that you guys have some of the best people out there. Whether your hot babes can beat American pornstars or any other country whores remains to be seen.
Today, after finishing my pancakes with maple syrup, I have decided that it is finally a time for my favorite top 10 Canadian pornstars. There weren’t as many famous names as I expected (considering the size of the country), but we are always updating these lists, so no pressure to stuff them with ugly beasts right away.
This is what happens when you let your girlfriend leave for a “girls night” out. All of them are cheating sluts and this video proves my bias. This looks like a Canadian gangbang where you get to not only taste many flavors of pussy, but also pound these pancakes. Depending on your diet, drinking pineapple juice might make your semen sweeter, which is exactly what Grace Harlow would expect for a maple syrup replacement. She is in the middle of the video, catching all the drops she can get and at the very beginning, sucking that penis. Other whores include all the popular pornstars from RK network, and boy are they having fun. I have never witnessed public sex and watching these girls without clothes, banging, makes me jealous.
For some lesbian action, we have Alyssa Reece. She is doing straight porn too, so don’t panic just yet. If you are not up to date, the Canadian pornstar is the one with a tongue down another performer’s asshole, tasting the berries. Doubt she is doing a good job as you can even catch the other girl scratching her head at one point, wondering on what the fuck is happening. Not to say that Alyssa is bad in bed, but if she was the one licking my butt, scratching my body would be the last of my activities. The missing piece of the puzzle in this scene is a massive dick, that could fit nicely there. Oh, and Alyssa is wearing that white headband most of the time. Some pornstars do tattoos as their trademarks while Alyssa is doing hair accessories.
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Following the lesbian trend, here is Kelly Summer. It’s clear as night and day that she is doing much better in the clit sucking department and brings much more love to the table. Also, this Canadian pornstar also has a rather unique piercing on her nose. This is the first time I have seen a female performer on a major lesbian porn site with features like that. Yes, girls next door have plenty of piercings on their lips, noses and other places, but pornstars? Not so much. She is lucky to get an experienced milf that teaches her all the tricks. My favorite scenes always include scissoring, this is as mandatory for lesbian porn as cumshots are essential for straight girl-on-guy scenes.
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There are around 5 million Asian people living in Canada and Kianna Dior (born and raised in Vancouver) is one of them. Her talent is undeniable. She is an undisputed queen when it comes to giving blowjobs. Let’s believe that this is only the angle that is making dude’s cock that big. Otherwise, I will have to talk to my girlfriend that refuses deepthroat action. Shoving your dick is an option but you don’t have to do that with our Canadian pornstar. Hairstyle is on a weird side and her looks are not the greatest, but this could be due to the messy sex scene. I always said that milfs give you the best blowjobs, as they don’t really care whether you think of them as sluts. They understand the male to female dynamics in sex and try their best.
Yes, Shyla is only in the seventh position on our Canadian pornstars list and let me tell you why. She is dead and was only 35. The cause was never released but some speculate drug or alcohol abuse. This is just the reality of adult business as we have now seen multiple sluts disappear from the industry. Celebrating her performance, I have picked this video from the masters of porn: Evil Angel. Her face is of a whore and that is a plus. Men usually want to fuck women that do look like pornstars and Stylez fits perfectly. Tits are some of the biggest in porn I have seen and her lust and desire for dick is undeniable. If she is attractive or interesting to you, get these scenes before some asshole lawyer demands for them to be removed from the studios page.
→ Source: Another one from EvilAngel.com.
She is so good at doing her job that you can’t tell if this is a video loop, or if she is giving a blowjob with the accuracy of sniper riffle. Being only 33, Amy will go far in the porn biz. You have one of the roundest butts of any Canadian pornstar, mandatory fake breasts that are reaching the floor and fantastic hair. Why is that even relevant? Imagine her with short hairstyle and try jerking off to that image. It just doesn’t work. Proportional facial features and glowing skin portray Anderssen as a very healthy milf. If there is one thing that I want to point is her eyes, they look pretty much dead? I had to check her other performances and the situation was much better, hence why she is included there.
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Guys, it does appear that Canadian female performers are reaching their peak much later than other pornstars. We are yet to see a youngster and while Ariel is not a teen, 32 years old is not that horrible. I am a fan of her butthole, which has that tiny gap open, perfect for quickly pushing a tip of your penis. Her pussy flaps are unattractive, and she should cut that shit out, but for now, you got to enjoy what is presented to you. She has her own website (which costs money), so I suggest free alternatives instead. Unless you got turned on by her so much that you just can’t think straight. Compared to other Canadian sluts, she has fuller lips (talking about her face here), that must feel amazing to kiss.
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An interesting performer that is not able to think straight. She is blonde in this scene but has since dyed her hair brown. I just despise females that keep changing their hairstyles or nicknames. If you want to do modifications, do bigger tits and cut pussy lips, not something as trivial as hair. Born in Vancouver, Canada, Capri (also known as Angela Terrano) is one of the more attractive pornstars in our top 10 selection, with busty body type and few tattoos. This GIF was cut multiple times, but from the looks of it, she is quite energetic in bed. Let me tell you a reason though why she will never be amonng best pornstars: condoms. This shit does not belong in porn and should be banned.
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Sometimes it is for the better to avoid the face and Savana is one of these exceptions. Okay, I am just kidding. Her blond hair, sublime breasts and oily slim figure does make Styles standout from the crowd of bland and boring sluts. She is old and her pussy shows that. No matter how hard you try, trimming does not help at this stage in life. Her Instagram with close to half a million followers is full of nonsense pictures that just reeks of middle age crisis. Colorful wigs, lips injected with Botox and gothic lips. Someone should tell her just to stop and continue performing. Savana is one hot milf that everyone from your neighborhood would bang, and it does not matter if they are Canadian or not. Sometimes even countries with best values collapse under a lot of pressure.
At one point in her carrier, Lauren Phoenix must have been classified as Canadas national treasure. Since starting her porn journey in 2003, our Toronto based pornstar has been nominated for the best anal sex scene, female performer of the year and then best butt sex video again. You can access all these scenes at our best rated porn site of the year: Brazzers. Sadly, only after three years it was the end of the road for her as she announced her retirement from adult business. The reasons are unknown, but at least she shot multiple porn videos that can still be downloaded. If there is enough demand, Lauren should come back to the industry, like the phoenix that rose from ashes.
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So, who is our favorite Canadian pornstar and the best in the eyes of us, the editors and our community? It is Kirsten Price. If you read through all our adult performer descriptions, then the picture is rather grim. You got retired or dead whores all over the place, and that is beneficial for our #1 pick. It’s not like she is the best of them all, but at least she is alive and performing. Rocking Italian and French genes, she moved to the US and attended a college to become a criminal justice major (seriously). Her taste is men is fucking shit though (just Google Barrett Blade, a husband of hers) if you are curious. Thankfully, her sex scenes are fire, with lots of anal, hardcore sex and other dirty things that you mother warned you about.
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