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You must have seen thousands of ads, if not more. Most are trash, but there are a few hidden gems in the garbage pile that you call the Internet. So, why not celebrate female bodies with some of the better, clever, or funny porn ads? There are many porn sites and many attempts at good ads, but I do think that only well-known sites produce something worth posting. While this list is not exclusive to Brazzers or PornHub ads, some of the best did come from there. If you are unhappy with our choices, please refrain from making a mean comment, and we will consider your suggestions. Quick Review Access PornHub Porn Ads | Other Ads | RealityKings Porn Ads | Mofos Porn Ads | Brazzers Porn Ads PornHub Image Ads Before diving into the depths of video ads, check these static and old-school attempts to promote PornHub. It's edgy to hate PornHub on social media, at least if you are an idiot, but we are not one of them. There was a long-running competition where users had to submit an ad “safe for work.” Since everyone can be vulgar with nudity, that was quite a challenge. As they say, a true art requires brain cells. Shoe Size Matters Speaking of intellect and messages, I'm still unsure if I get this. These shoes don’t suggest anything sexual, nor represent a dick or pussy. Is it about the size of male genitals that are not relative to foot size? So many questions and no answers. Does it imply that a male and female got back home and are now watching porn? Can any more intelligent or informed individuals explain this one? Always Open Sometimes, the most obvious facts are the most effective in advertising. PornHub never closes, and that’s a given. However, how does that convince anyone to go with this instead of many other free porn sites? You tell me. There's nothing but the truth in this intelligent poster. Porn Logic Everybody does it. You don’t have to date someone to fuck them or jerkoff! Speaking of that, I agree that dating single moms suck, at least after a few weeks. That’s when they try to push from fuck buddies to exclusives. Why would I pick a 40-year-old MILF over a nice fresh pussy? There is no reason unless money is involved. From Gay to Lesbian I would reduce the size of those figures, but the ad itself is excellent. Probably the friendliest way to advertise gay or other porn. It's just because everyone is so easily offended nowadays. Do you know what this ad is missing? Foursome and orgies! Clever Bus Ad Getting off can mean playing with yourself and leaving the bus. It’s all about the content; nothing is naughty in this case. So, where are you getting off anyway? You do know my favorite porn sites, what are yours? Anal is Not Cheating Any logic is exemplary in porn, and so this ad explains that. Straight from the stories of my life, it’s an ad that could be one of the porn videos. Thanks to the correct star’s alignment, I met a woman in the club with a boyfriend. We have fucked because she said the very same line; I kid you not. Your Mom Does It No matter how holy or evil, people masturbate. Yes, even nuns have naughty thoughts unless they are asexual. However, that’s more of a mental issue than anything else. Your grandmother? She sucked your grandfather's dick. Your mom that never curses? She took a huge dick inside her ass and begged for more. It's a Hand Joke, Bro Everyone masturbates with one hand, most of the time at least. Imitating a newspaper job ad, it’s a clever attempt at marketing PornHub. What does not make sense, however, is the headline. Do you search for one-handed typists and claim that you have many of them simultaneously? Do you need more of them? Porn Creeps You can classify this one as creepy or smart. You have a crowd of people, and the text says it all. It’s true that most people watch porn but imagine your tag on this ad! Are you a threesome lover? What about lesbian porn viewers? It’s just too bizarre. However, that’s the ad's main point: to get people talking. Left vs. Right Mouse Placement Could you please explain this to the rest of us? Yes, you switch hands to jerkoff, but why? Why not just hit play, sit back, and have fun? Does one need to keep on scrolling through a bag of different videos? It does not make sense to me. I may not be hardcore enough. The Ritual of Porn Does anyone fuck their socks? I have only seen that shit on American Pie and similar movies. But, minus the background color that gives people a migraine, it’s a great porn ad. Even if I had no clue about PornHub or its competitors, this one would make me check it out. Hand is Love It’s all about self-love, and we need more of that. The plastic surgeries, boob jobs, make-up, and perfect photos on Instagram have skewed our perception of the human body. No one looks like that in real life; start loving yourself more! Not only does this ad promote PornHub, but does a wonderful job of addressing other issues. The Archive of Nothing Truth hurts my brain, and I am guilty of lying to my partner. However, the ad creator knows the feeling of getting caught and did an incredible job explaining it. You also have some tiny details that are just epic. Like the color of the dude’s PC, which is yellow. You know, to indicate that he is on PornHub. Or how about that chair, which is further away from the computer? DIY Ad This one is my favorite. YouTube is full of DIY tutorials, so why not discuss their biggest DIY site? Porn ads are brilliant, and this one is the smartest. It just has enough edge to be both funny and edgy. Other Ads Now, let's have some fun with actual porn ads that show action! Around 95% of these spots are from big porn networks, with some unknown ones added for fun. You have likely seen some of them, especially if you browse free tube sites. Too Many Cocks One of the older ads on the Internet, and the compression shows it. That was when GIFs could do 256 colors and a few frames per second. She is likely an 80-year-old GILF by now, but that doesn't matter. Half of those dicks now also do not work. NoFap Ad These things happen when you haven’t had sex or masturbated for months. Forget the NoFap months and cringy bro science. How big must your balls be to hold that much cum anyway that a single tease can get you off? That's not how you convince your boyfriend to fuck you. Imagine if it was her first time trying to gulp all your cum. Good look, convincing your girl to do it again. Cam Site Tease Why is there an amateur ad on the list? Because it was designed that way! Yes, it advertised a sex cam site like Chaturbate that came from Brazzers Network. This promo strikes a perfect balance between video length, sexual content, and the rest. You would be blind not to click on it. Twerk and Other Things Brazzers ads are the best, with some anal cuts and lots of ass love. The way his cock tries to slide in is inspiring. Beautiful girls, great lighting, and top production skills. Would you love to work in the adult advertising industry? Where you have 5 seconds or less to create a perfect, click-worthy ad. RealityKings Porn Ads Big Cocks, Small Sluts Tiny babes, giant cocks, and over-the-top reactions? Check. It is a RealityKings porn ad that is exceptionally juicy. Do you guys enjoy pornstars with daily make-up? Or do you prefer extremely bright, red lips and enlarged eyelashes? For me, I’ll fuck anything that moves! If I can lift the girl, she does not require reading glasses or diapers. Japanese Porn Ad When your ads don’t show pixelated pussies, they must come from one of the many Asian countries. Thankfully, I'm a professional masturbator who can distinguish between Chinese, Japanese, and South Korean. Does this ad need more oil? Daughter’s Friend How long did it take us for the crazy porn scenarios to start? Then, of course, you get to fuck your daughter’s legal teen friend! I will never have kids unless this happens in real life. Can anyone confirm? It’s a RealityKings ad, and that “friend” looks more like a mature female than a student. Would still fuck it, though. Gigantic Ass Yes, it’s a reality porn ad from RealityKings with trunks that can’t fit into the frame. So you have one ebony angel and two white sluts, all demanding your tiny penis. It must have been a targeted ad because I prefer the bottom part of a pornstar over the face, tits, or anything else. However, there's not much else left there. A Threesome Lesbian Porn Ad One more ad from RealityKings, and it’s a threesome with some lesbian flavors! It sums up the whole scene well, with different pornstars, passion, and tongue action. Come on, you can’t help but click this one. How many of you did try the $1 trial because of this video? → Source: RealityKings.com. Mofos Porn Ads Worth Clicking How about one of the latest MOFOS ads we added today? If you were to hit our recommended sites list, this would appear immediately. The newest trend that every porn network follows is flying fuck videos. Just like in games. Are more Twitch streamers watching porn now, or do they try to target 18-year-old viewers? → Source: Mofos.com. Teasing Done Right She had a shiny butt, a nice "upskirt" angle, and a curvy whore at the top of her game. If it weren’t for ads that show penetration, I’d rank this one as the best. Fortunately, we have much more to show you, including everyone’s favorite ads from Brazzers. Two Sides of Porn The static porn ad did have a very similar message: everyone fucks. However, this one does an even better job because pictures suck! It’s a horny girlfriend on the left who demands you to fist her; on the right, it’s all soul-loving vegan who sings about love. That’s how real life works. The most innocent girls are the best in bed, minus the pornstars. Pure Action When your boss tells you to create a half-second ad... The first dick stroke is where it ended. You had a mysterious dress that covered enough to pique your interest but not enough to make you cum. Then, a full GIF continues where the ad left off... Short ads are more challenging to create than you can imagine. Lastly, the pornstar is gorgeous and with so much charisma! Her eyes do make my knees act funny. More Cushion, Right? Brazzers' ads never disappoint, and it’s all about those pornstars with big silicone parts. A hairy white male pornstar is a relatively decent actor. These days you can’t just have a huge dick! At least basic acting skills are required to become a male pornstar unless you settle with the awful porn sites that shoot their scenes in the dark with iPhone 3GS. Brazzers Porn Ads A Sniffing Hero Ad Now, that’s the superpower that one can use in real life. Fuck fighting crime and all that gay bullshit. If I could fly or peak through the walls. Yeah, I am that creep who watches you in the shower. I think your dead relatives also watch you masturbate. Don’t be ashamed, though; you are doing a great job! Virgins Everywhere Can any male ever have a daughter and not go to extreme lengths to protect her? Unless you are raising a slut, that is. Here’s a Brazzers take on “virgin pornstars” that is highly accurate. We all have had an experience like this. I can’t wait for another ad where the mom enters the room and joins the talk about bees. Amateur Site Ad MOFOS loves their amateur-like porn, and this one is a pre-roll video ad. It's not the most recent one, but it can still be seen on some third-party sites and is frequently used to play on the biggest tubes, including XVideos and others. It is a great ad and perfectly describes what the MOFOS site is proud of. Fuck Before the Cops Ah, a classic porn script that is as common as the pizza delivery guy. Have you caught someone stealing your stuff? Better fuck her! If Brazzers' porn scenarios have any truth, please tell me the country of the city where this shit is happening. The only downside I can think of is if you break into a granny’s house. Good luck forgetting that experience! A Horny Stepdad's Slut Were swings invented by perverts who just wanted to lazy fuck their wives without moving a muscle? If so, this Brazzers ad is all about the invention of sex swings. The ebony pornstar plays her role well, but if we’re honest… It’s not like a female needs to do anything besides appearing pretty to make it for a passable sex scene or an ad. P.S. Don’t try swing blowjobs in real life. Sex in the Shower Another porn ad with quick cuts, rapid fucking, and hot sluts. After over 30 ads, I begin to see the light at the end of this wet tunnel. Perhaps AdBlock is evil and should be disabled. Look at all the epic ads that we’ve missed. In Your Dreams You thought about this scenario multiple times, didn’t you? Everyone has! You go back to work, and there's a new boss who's a pure slut. As it turns out, you also need to get a new assignment only to find her fuck some other chode. So yes, the hot boss fantasies are there, and it just happens that she “accidentally” revealed herself to you, too. Not only was it turned into an ad, but the entire scene is also available on Brazzers. → Source: Brazzers.com. Intruder Alert Someone is a fan of true crime podcasts! Robbing people or doing something nasty is no longer acceptable. The latest trend is consensual sex. Give it a go and see how you like it, and I do mean watching porn. Not going around your neighborhood fucking random people. Money Matters Where are all the feminists who scream about independence and chivalry? Men make money; their rewards are expensive cars and hot sluts. I haven’t seen a beautiful woman complain yet - only those fat, grotesque women who can’t get laid. I wish picking up women was easy, but my portfolio needs a better car. Husband and Cheating Ah, of course, Brazzers can’t help but create funny ads, and when you run out of “typical” scenarios, it’s time to do comedy. A brunette with glasses could no longer see because her eyes were full of cum post “accidental cumshot”. Don’t ask what happened next because the plot is confusing; stream a full video instead. Caught Cheating I am still confused if these are best friends, a lesbian couple, or whatever. It’s not the journey's end, but the actual journey is the most important, right? In that case, all of them had a fantastic time. I bet this guy loved the face slap, too. He surely got to slap some asses; you know… Also, porn at 2x or 3x speeds is fucking hilarious. → Source: Brazzers.com. Cum and Scream Logic does not belong to porn, and it’s another attempt at making you join Brazzers! So, is this an action comedy or a thriller? Scissoring, crawling, fucking next to your husband. These are the things we all dream of, minus the male part. So, did this ad work? → Source: Brazzers.com.

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Top 40: Best Brazzers Porn Ads, PornHub & RealityKings (2025)