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When it comes to celebrity gossip and random scandals, the women usually follow rumors and spread them around in their circle of friends. Men focus on the bits that can lead them to bust a nut, which is a far superior activity. Linda Cardellini is one of such celebrities that broke through the Hollywood fluff and climbed to the very top, all thanks to television series. I’m trying to say that everyone, but mainstream guys, knew about her existence until the “Mad Men” aired her nudes. Sounds familiar? That’s the story of Demi Rose and we have her nudes too. You have one TV hit, and the Internet goes wild.

Following the sensational headlines, it’s time to clear our minds and balls with the sexiest Linda Cardellini pictures and leaked nudes.

Chilling and Looking Sexy

Before we go all gas and no breaks, chill with the cute picture of Linda Cardellini. Not all of us are savages that want pussy pics and leaked sex tapes, at least I hope so. Sexiness doesn’t mean nude, and there’s no better picture to illustrate my point than this one.

Casual Dress and No Bra

Let’s compare two pictures, this of Linda in her 40s and the one below. Aren’t those the most beautiful breasts you’ve ever seen? Like, all of us enjoy porn with either fake or real tits, but come on… If Linda Cardellini were a pornstar, our top 10 would feature her, no questions asked.

In Her 20s

It’s anyone’s guess what happened, but Linda’s breasts look spectacular here too. Maybe it’s a lack of tricky pushup bra at the top or a boob job; who knows. We didn’t realize that she has a few freckles, which most of us consider a trait of the ultimate sex symbol. A sense of style is admirable, too, given the year this photo was taken.

Ready to Fuck

Our pants are down, and we have no time to waste! We jump straight to the sex scene that’s beyond memorable. The classic bob haircut, extremely black hair, and bright red lipstick create harmony like nothing else. Jon Hamm must have had a raging boner for this whole scene.

Some actors fuck for real to “enhance” the viewer experience, just so you know.

A Powerful Full Body Look

A series of shots from the following scene and a video leaves no stone unturned. Unfortunately, I cannot reproduce the season or episode in which this happened, but Don Draper fucked Linda Cardellini, and it was glorious.

Teasing Don from Mad Men

Did you know that Jon Hamm, the main character of Mad Men, divorced at the peak of this show’s popularity? I wonder if constant sex scenes and a portrayed cheating husband had something to do with it. Or maybe he realized that his life was just getting started and called it quits on marriage.

Showing Epic Natural Boobs

Linda is trying hard not to smile, standing in front of the horny male without the bra straps. Just a single jump, and those tits are out to the wild. This is also one of the sluttiest outfits Hollywood could legally pull off. We do have some epic celeb nudes from the most famous people too, by the way. As for Linda, full clothes or no clothes makes no difference. It still works brilliantly on this stunning MILF.

Linda Without a Bra

Strippers take off their clothes while facing you backward, just for that extra level of classiness. It’s my favorite part of the show, especially if they bend over and slide down the soft panties. So, where does Linda Cardellini stand in the class? At the very top, with models and no strippers. Also, without a bra and holding her tits tight.

Sex Scene from Mad Men

This TV set is where the magic happened! Don Draper fucking Linda Cardellini, it’s much better in a visual format and with sound on. If you’re a hardcore fan, just get a complete Blu-ray series. The rest of us will have to rely on lower-resolution stills.

Follow the Lip Lines

It drives me insane how we still pretend that sexual objectification is always bad for women. The whole beauty industry is built on sex, as are advertisements of everything on the planet. Even Linda is not so uptight about the whole thing and lets some air into her bouncy tits.

Linda’s Magnificent Ass

From tits to ass to pussy. We have the following dance in a GIF form below, but the pictures look just fine, too, maybe even better. At least if you care about the quality. It was a random and wild dance out of the blue, taken from one of Linda’s earlier movies.

Lifting her Boobs and Dancing

How lucky are Cardellini’s hands when they get the exclusive access to touch and snuggle with the boobs? Unless it was the dirty movie producers, the microphone on Linda’s right-hand does not imply a dick. Having said that, someone must have edited this picture by now, it’s as old as my cum sock.

The Delicious Part of Linda’s Tits

With tits out on the table, Linda looks all glamorous and fancy. Unfortunately, I think today’s mature women only get to appear sexy in two cases. One is the restaurant setting, thanks to a fancy party, the second is a wedding, and then if you wan’t to go an extra mile – beaches. It seems that everything else is too much for the casual (and idiotic) brain to handle.

Stunning Dress and Violet Bikini

There’s an underlying dilemma regarding the two sexy women to choose. My mind wants them all, but that’s not an option. At least, let’s pretend that way. So here’s an even more complex question: Would you date Linda in her 20s, 30s, or 40s? I’m more of the MILF porn guy, so that’s my answer.

Delicious Lingerie Screencap

Wait, don’t scroll down just yet! There’s a reason why this picture is here, and let me explain… What followed up was one of the greatest captures in film history! Especially when you consider that Linda didn’t have that many nude shots to begin with. Now that you know, look at the photo below.

A Poking Little Nipple

Don’t ignore an accidental pussy or nip slip of Linda Cardellini. No, someone didn’t just freeze a move to stare at her armpit, although I’m sure people jerked off to things far worse than that. It’s the poking nipple of her right tit that’s in everyone’s interest.

Did someone just get rock hard from a single nipple photo?

Locked in Cage, Naked

Not many people knew this movie’s existence until Linda Cardellini became extremely famous! Well, the genie is out of the bottle, and we have many more pictures from the very same video. So, if you like partial nudity, strap yourself for one wild ride!

Linda’s Side Pussy Shot

And that’s how Linda Cardellini looks from the side, completely naked. Squint hard enough, and you can almost picture that pussy of hers. Most of us have never been involved in movie production, so those that did… Please enlighten us and estimate the amount of cash she got for this scene.

Fully Nude and Owning it

Pussy gap, tits, nipples, it’s a full package without any censorship. Unless you count pixels themselves. Don’t zoom into this picture for the boob view, as there’s a higher-resolution version below. It was taken at a time when the camera was way closer to Linda’s tits.

Pierced Linda’s Nipples

Maybe not the most pleasant view, given a movie theme, but you can still see Linda’s nipples in full. Even the natural titties are there, waiting to be appreciated. Picture a special effects guy that got to attach those needles to her nipples. He must have left the set with wet pants.

Linda Cardellini Pussy Close-Up

If only the flashlight were at a different angle… That’s half of the potential ruined. We still consider this screencap a win; currently, this is the best pussy shot of Linda. Try playing around with exposure, maybe a master in image edition can improve this photo after all.

Linda, Wet and Horny

Soaking wet, with eyes closed and with dirty thoughts on her mind. Linda Cardellini is such a stunning individual, actress, and model. Some celebrities get famous through sex tapes or “accidental” producer’s cock slips into models’ ass, which is not one such case.

At the Red-Carpet Awards

How does Linda look outside a seductive scene or a movie? Like a Playboy babe of the 2020s, steaming hot. Still, like with many things in life, things can only get better. For example, if the leather skirt was an option or something with more room to breathe for her tits.

Linda’s Sideboob Profile

Filming for the movie or promotional material, Linda prefers to do semi-naked. Casual makeup with strong black eyebrows and light eyeliner, succulent natural lips, and possibly altered legs. If not, God must be proud because they are incredibly sexy.

Waiting for You in Bedroom

You go back to your hotel room and see this! What do you do? Probably collapse from a heart attack, stroke, or both. She looks directly into your soul, wearing nothing but a thin blouse. My heart is already racing to its full capacity.

Wearing Sexy Black Stripes

Here’s a different take from the same photo session, and the tits are hanging in front this time. Again, the “slutty” quote pushes this photo from sexy to stunning. Rest be assured, many of us are using our imaginations right now…

Linda’s Lookalike Sex Scene

Porn scenes have cocks, balls, and assholes for aesthetics. Erotic photoshoots or Hollywood, on the other hand, go for the traditional wet look. This is how you make a sacred woman slutty and make her feel comfortable. Linda’s eyes are amazing in this photo. Rocks a very solid, almost uncomfortable eye contact.

Exposed Nipples and Tits

Ah, Hellraiser, the old British movie from the 80s that shocked the world with stacks of needles. Looking to capitalize on the wild trend, movie producers picked Linda for the leading role, and this is the result.

Truth be told, I don’t even care about the setting. Just the glorious tit shots, exposed nipples, and so on, that’s more than we deserve.

Fully Naked Linda Cardellini

Yes, we have more than just a few pictures from the same scene, but all of them are just as good. Some focus on Linda’s pussy shots, others go for the ass, and the rest is left for boobs appreciation. How hard was everyone in the studio at that moment? I can smell stale pre-cum traces from here.

Open Wide and Follow

That’s what we had to deal with when there were no nudes of Linda Cardellini. In fact, those that grew up in the 70s or 80s had to jerkoff to magazines and bikini models or kissing photos. You’d grab a random fashion magazine from your parents and picture them naked.

The star of the show is on the right, at least in this photo. Whoever this woman is, thumbs up to her. That’s a sexy-looking beast.

See Through Nipples of Linda Cardellini

Who else misses the bright colors of the 80s and the 90s? Wearing a glowing yellow top with the nipples poking through, Lina knows what’s up and is ready to eat herself out. But there’s a cheeky smile, and she knows what you’re thinking. It’s not math or other homework, that’s for sure.

Wild Red Dress

Pretty straightforward photo, just provoking clothing and a lot of room for mistakes. Let’s give all the sexy ladies credit for walking and even dancing with high heels. It takes discipline, talent, and a strong mind mostly because it must hurt like hell.

Hiding Tits Under the Sheets

Before we run away with raging cocks in our hands, let’s not forget the performance that pushed Linda into the mainstream media. I know that celebrities sell clothes, used panties, and so on, but what about bedsheets? Soft, full of her pheromones and memories if touching Linda’s fully naked body… I can see bidders lining up already, mostly virgin neckbeards.

Linda Dancing in Lingerie

Wild, horny, and youthful are the qualities every woman should have. Maybe add sexy, slutty, and risk-taking to the list too. While I cannot comment on Linda’s personality in a bedroom or during sex, these movie cuts draw an interesting picture.

Can You Handle Her?

Like a starting scene from a 90s porn movie. Just without the leather full-body suit or bright red tones and sandals. I can read pussy lips, but it’s hard for me to tell what Linda was saying in this scene. Does anyone remember or have the ability?

The Holistic Sex Scene Teases

Do you know what makes me wake up with a smile on my face? The Hollywood! These creeps have made nudity and revealing clothes a requirement for many movies, even if it’s Scooby-Doo.

Cuddling with Linda’s Tits

We now move from sexy pictures to movie scenes, and there are some unforgettable ones, trust me. Okay, who got to touch Linda’s lovely belly and her those hands on her tits? Some random actor, not me, that’s for sure. But, at least there’s a video memory, and damn, those large tits are driving me insane.

Admiring Linda’s Body

I don’t express my opinion often, but this must be the creepiest cut my sane mind could not even imagine. It has nothing to do with Linda, as I’m speaking about the overall vibe. If you don’t share my opinion, that’s fine. Even better, there’s an extra article for you.

So, if you’re into any fetish-like feet, see our top 10 pornstars list with sexy feet and suckable toes.

The Sexiest Crawl

Despite an awful haircut and horrible geeky glasses, we’re still raving about Linda Cardellini. She’s like a hot pornstar that looks great no matter what. You could fill Lisa Ann’s butthole with cum and half of the male population would have no trouble eating her out.

Taking Off the Bra

Our brains were ready to push the orgasm hormones down our veins for a moment. It was a “gotcha” moment that fooled even the most experienced of us.

What else would you do in this scenario other than getting an erection? You see a hot woman taking off her bra, and your dick goes boom, it’s the only logical choice.

Source: MrSkin.com.

Left with Lingerie Only

Demonic possession or not, someone was ripping Linda’s clothes off, and it was a scene for the books. There’s a tiny glimpse of her nude body, tits, and nipples, but we have many GIFs with an even better perspective, including pussy shots and uncovered tits.

The Famous Linda Cardellini Nude Scene

Drop the pictures, and let’s switch to the real thing. It’s a video full of beautiful shots, all of which involve Linda’s nude body. If by sheer luck I’d be picked as one of the cast members that control the flashlight, this would need many retakes. That’s because I’d just flash and stare at Cardellini’s shaved pussy, doing nothing else.

Just Her Having Sex

While we wait for The Fappening Blog editors to get their hands on a sex tape, this is on our menu for today. A wild sex scene with music that is too loud. I would love to hear a raw outtake with sloppy sucking and kissing sounds instead.

Maybe it was in the extras of a DVD or something.

Bouncy Goodness

As you’re about to blow chunks of sticky steam, let’s cool down with a sexy yet non-nude video cut. Maybe even her bouncy tits are too much for most of us. So, guys, tell your girlfriends to buy a red dress, this color can make any woman pop.

Covered in Junk

Your prayers have been answered; only your girlfriend shall stay on your knees now! If the boobs GIF didn’t kill your boner, maybe this one will. I remember in one of the movie sets of the 80s, producers did use real vomit and the stench was horrible. What kind of substance was in the bucket? Hopefully, nothing will come out of the rear end.

Linda Shaking that Ass

My girlfriend will sometimes dance like this and shake her ass if she wants anal. I’d love to imagine a similar scenario with Linda Cardellini. Was there ever an anal scene with Linda? Not yet, but Hollywood is quickly evolving!

Remember when all we had were bikini shots? Nowadays, mainstream movies are full of tits, sex scenes, and pussy grinding.

Fucking Scene

Did he have time to slide that cock inside Linda’s pussy? Not on my watch! There are many other videos of naked celebrities on the MrSkin site. These guys specialize in nothing but Hollywood nudes. In fact, it’s one of our favorite celebrity sites to this day!

Source: MrSkin.com.

Linda in Sexy Red Dress

You’ve now seen Cardellini with and without clothes, in different makeup and clothing styles. Heck, even ages vary by at least two decades. So there’s only one thing left, glasses or no glasses?

Fully Naked Linda Cardellini

A picture might be worth a thousand words, but the movie is worth billions. So yes, we could’ve trimmed this into ten different GIFs for an even more dramatic effect. However, that would be kind of a dick move. Instead, enjoy a full version without compromises.

Fully Nude Tits

By the time you’ve discovered this article, there was only one question on your mind, right? So what could be at the number one spot? Which GIF or picture deserves such privilege? Well, it’s this one! Of Linda Cardellini undressing, showing her tits, and not breaking a sweat.

This is the closest thing to a sex tape or a porn movie with the beloved actress. Have fun playing with your genitals and be sure to check our other posts. Those are the best nudes we have yet.

Sam Kingwin

Sam has been working in the adult business since 1997, starting from the bottom of the barrel as the director's assistant, thinking of transitioning to male performer only to resume behind the scenes work, which was the most rewarding creativity wise. As of the 2010s, Sam has been covering top pornstars and best porn sites. Everything I ever say is either a fiction or a joke. Anyway, sharing is caring and there is nothing like helping guys discover hidden talents or porn networks that deserve their attention.